A Message to the Directors at Nutella

I have advertising room on this blog you know….the emails and begging letters I send keep going unanswered and lets not mention ever again the telephone conversation with the madman crying.

So please for the love of all things that are good in this world can you please send me a jar like the one below!

whats dreams are made of!

If you could also arrange for Mila Kunis to deliver it, in a bikini and a massive spoon, as well then I will change my name to Nutella Williams!

Nothing cures depression like a jar of nutella can even be your new slogan! free of charge you have my blessing.

 

One comment on “A Message to the Directors at Nutella

  1. At least with a jar that size I’d be able to get my arm in and get that annoying last little bit out from under the rim…

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