I did a brave thing today. I dusted off the scales in the bedroom and inserted batteries in them.
Well I say brave but probably stupid is a better term. Who knew that scales could talk! Mine said “ouch” when I stood on them.
So here is the bad news
MY SCALES LIE
yep that’s correct turns out denial is not just a river in Egypt
Okay Okay the truth
My weight as of today stands at a whopping 16 stone or 224lbs
Its official I am a fatty :0( well I have known that for a while but now I am telling the world
Naturally the easy thing for everyone to suggest is to exercise, after all it releases chemicals that improve moods etc etc
Here is the thing though Exercise is a massive trigger for me!
Let me tell you more, are you sitting comfortably? good then I will begin….
When I was a teenager football (soccer) was my life and I was pretty damn good at it too! I spent 4 years on the books of professional football teams, even went on tour with West Bromwich Albion and they wanted me to sign for them.
One day playing for my local team my studs got caught in the ground and my body went one way and my knee went the other!
I had an operation at 17/18 and the hospital lost all the notes from the op and basically that was the end of that. I continued to play for a local mens side until I was around 23 but the knee problems basically forced me to quit football altogether.
It got to the stage where I would train on a Tuesday and not be able to walk for 3-4 days afterwards, then play Saturday and the cycle would continue.
When you have played football from the age of 8 until 23 every week, as a kid 365 days a year and to have it taken away from you is devastating. Even something simple like walking causes me pain even worse in the coming months as I have arthritis now in my knees.
What makes it worse is the fact that I have not learned to deal with the change. I feel worthless because I cannot do the simple things like kick a ball with Brandon because of the pain. Imagine how that makes me feel as a parent always having to say no to playing football with him.
Anything that is considered an “impact” sport is out! which pretty much leaves swimming.
Except for 2 problems
1) I can’t swim
2) I am scared of getting in the water
This pretty much leaves dieting as my only option and thus far the “Junk Food Diet” I am on is doing nothing for the waistline despite improving my moods!
DAMN YOU CHOCOLATE AND CRISPS
This BMI crapola doesn’t help me either – according to them my BMI is 34.1 which makes me obese.
If I search online my ideal weight for my height should be 154 lbs or 11 stone!
Check out the photos of me here and imagine me 5 stone lighter? I would look ill!
I am going to start an exercise regime of sorts with my weights and see if I can start dropping some lbs! If I can get down to around 12 1/2-13 stone I will be happy with that. Time to cut out the chocolate methinks
If we could all observe a minutes silence for chocolate…..
I will keep you updated. If i can get to 15 stone by Christmas I will be very happy thats a reasonable target isnt it? a stone in 3 months?