The gang of 5 seemed to think it was a good idea to call me a fat bastard, four eyes and other name so I did what any self respecting man would do.
I went over there and confronted them!
Naturally this only made things worse and things ended up getting physical and the moose ended up having to fight against the 5 of them on his own.
Thankfully I kicked the backsides of all 5 of them and after gloating about them being beaten up by a fat bastard with glasses I left them to seek medical attention.
Anyway the bottom line is that I have been banned for the playground at the local junior school and warned as to my future behaviour 😀