Wacky Moose

When I get bored I end up doing stupid things. You know, crazy out of the ordinary stuff like writing books and publishing them! Well yesterday I went back to stupidly bored college and graduated with a degree.

Yep the moose decided it would be a welcome distraction to wax his chest! Thank god for the cream though because I will never use the strips again!

Luckily for you lot you know how shy I am when it comes to my God like figure (Buddha being the God) so there are no images to share… Garry Stripped Bare will remind you of my shyness

Anyhoo today my IBS tablets took over 7 hours to work and I was finally able to go out to the shop, luckily as I had run out of toilet roll! (Andrex I have advertising space here on this blog in return for a lorry load of toilet roll)

I got my benefits today which means 2 things.

1) I could get some shopping

2) I am now poor again for the next 2 weeks when the benefits get paid again

seriously why do they pay it fortnightly? It really annoys me!

On another note I am willing to give some people free copies of my ebooks if they are willing to write a review for them after reading, just email me thedepressedmoose@hotmail.com and I will give you a code to use on smashwords.

I am too tired and bored of my own voice to keep advertising them….

Not only tired and bored but my chest is itchy as hell LOL still Sheryl was at least delighted at the sight of me being covered in baby oil like a chippendale! Only happy until she went for a cuddle and slipped off me 😀